handsomejackisbi:

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

iamoutofideas:

drkshdwbnch:

ultimatebattle22:

a little man without a worry

thot

HEY!

featherywingss:

My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,,

Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest of us you lazy bitch

yellowfangofstarclan:

the-folly-of-man:

surprisebitch:

redrainyumbrella:

kurtofskyforlife:

disneyismyescape:

Fun Disney Fact! Fiona was the first red-headed Disney Princess when she made her debut in 1988, one year before Ariel did in The Little Mermaid (1989)!

Shrek came out in 2001

Good for him.

So Shrek is bisexual? good for him

Shrek is dreamworks

This post is a mess

saltymommie:

literal-humangarbage:

joshmuratori:

rip polly pocket paddle boat

‘That’s a mood’

This is better than interstellar

furrama:

les-etoilles:

dyrus:

IS THAT A SHARK?

plasmalogical:

thanks everyone for taking years off my life with this photoset